As we all know, writing scientific papers together with our beloved
colleagues is a truly remarkable experience (partially): endless discussions
about the same useless paragraph over and over again, followed by long days and
long nights -- both at the same time. What a wonderful ride it is! What a
beautiful life we have. But wait, there's one tiny little problem that utterly
shatters the peace, turning even renowned scientists into bloodthirsty
monsters: author order. The reason is that, contrary to widespread opinion,
it's not the font size that matters, but the way things are ordered. Of course,
this is a fairly well-known fact among scientists all across the planet (and
beyond) and explains clearly why we regularly have to read about yet another
escalated paper submission in local police reports.
In this paper, we take an important step backwards to tackle this issue by
solving the so-called author ordering problem (AOP) once and for all.
Specifically, we propose AMOR, a system that replaces silly constructs like
co-first or co-middle authorship with a simple yet easy probabilistic approach
based on random shuffling of the author list at viewing time. In addition to
AOP, we also solve the ambiguous author ordering citation problem} (AAOCP) on
the fly. Stop author violence, be human.

在本文中，我们通过解决所谓的作者排序问题（AOP）提出了 AMOR，一种将愚蠢的构造（如共同第一作者或共同中间作者）替换为简单且易于概率化的方法，该方法基于在查看时对作者列表进行随机洗牌。除了 AOP 之外，我们还解决了即时的歧义作者排序引文问题（AAOCP）。停止作者暴力，做个人。